I CAN MOONWALK!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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