it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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