Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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