Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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