used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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