Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
