just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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