i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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