Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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