the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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