forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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