She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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