Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need to wash the frat house off of me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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