No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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