have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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