that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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