I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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