susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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