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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
