I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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