and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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