kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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