he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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