i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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