I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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