watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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