I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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