I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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