I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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