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(440): View more from Ohio

The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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(404): View more from Georgia

you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is

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(410): View more from Maryland

She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.

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(206): View more from Washington

Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him

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(914): View more from New York

Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.

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(407): View more from Florida

That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.

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(206): View more from Washington

My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete

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(208): View more from Idaho

only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up

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