The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I don't think brook has ever known best
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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