question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
MIDGETS
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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