so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Randomize
