I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Why did my mother make you get naked?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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