you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You're a disaster
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