I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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