And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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