I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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