Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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