If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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