Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Dick very happy bro
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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