Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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