Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
