you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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