If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
as a side note pls kill me
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