She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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