belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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