these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
