you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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