absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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