Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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