things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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