Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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