theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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